Pamela Anderson is The Best Alternative to Suicide
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Hepatitis C victim, Pamela Anderson, might be more lethal then a study hall class at Virginia Tech, but this video, taken from a paparazzi as Pam was doing a sexy, boob bouncing photo-shoot at the Cannes Film Festival, gives me a perfect reason to lower this razor from my wrist and continue with my goal-less life for at least one more day. Besides, sleeping with Pamela is a much more efficient, and way less messier, method of ending my life then using a machete to play tic-tac-toe on my wrists. Although now that I think of it, the only true requirement for an efficient suicide is a flat line, because a messy ending shouldn’t really matter to me since I’m pretty sure I won’t be the one who’s cleaning off all the blood from my computer screen and my “Stars Are Blind” album cover (I’ll bring it just in case I need a little more incentive to make sure circle gets the square) when my patented “putting the first ‘O’ in the center box” finally pays off, and I’m personally telling Anna-Nicole Smith who the father actually was.
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Pamela’s Cannes Photo-shoot Pictures.
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May 24th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I know this doesn’t have anything to do with this post, but what happened to the site? It said it was down for a while. I tried sending you a message but it wouldn’t go through.
May 24th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I just read (and commented on) your explanation on why the site was down. Feel free to delete these retarded comments of mine (derderder).
May 24th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
I think I’ll leave em up and trick people in to thinking that people actually comment on my posts.