It’s Official: Michelle Rodiguez is Bi

The best-selling lesbian magazine in the United States, Cruve Magazine, is featuring Lost actress Michelle Rodriquez on the cover of their May issue, and it’s not because they ran out of L-Word stars to put on their cover and Jackie Warner was busy.

Bad ass Rodriguez, who started her movie career as a boy beating boxer in Girlfight, is coming out of the closet in an exclusive interview with Curve, the very same magazine her ex-girlfriend Kristanna Loken unnecessarly came out to for the first time publicly last year in an interview for the magazine’s March issue.

No excerpts from the magazine have hit the net yet, but Curve’s Official Site is describing Michelle’s article as being “Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about beautiful, bi bad girl, Michelle Rodriguez”. Of course the key word being “bi“, meaning Rodriquez loves the sensual skin of chicks but can’t quit her addiction to d*cks.

Which is why me and M-Rod are destined to be together; I too love the feel of soft tender skin on the palm of my hand as it’s echoing off of the now red cheek of my woman’s Curve. Not only that but I, like Michelle, could not go on with my sensible life without the wise guidance of my man rod.

Fun Fact:
84% Of Women Have Thought About Kissing Another Woman
61% Of People Would Try a MÃ©nage Ã Trois (Three-Some)
64% Of People Would Try an Orgy
36% Of People Would Agree To A Polygamy Relationship
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So go out there and start asking your significant others if they think their friend Jill is cute.